These are things that make me crazy. I just don’t like them. Do you ever want to ask someone “What were you thinking?’
UGGS. Ugggggg! Yes, I get it, they are warm and comfy, but so are slippers. There is nothing fashionable about these. How they ever got so popular, I’ll never know. They have no shape, no style, and are just plain hideous! Buy some fleece lined boots that actually look like someone put some thought into designing them, they will be just as comfortable and you’ll look a whole lot better.
CHARITY BRACELETS. These things are downright ugly. They don’t match anything and are almost as bad as AWARENESS RIBBONS. I’ve seen cars with 10 of these stupid ribbons on them. Why do people have to advertise that they support a charity? Make a donation, participate in a walk, feel good about what you are doing, you don’t have to broadcast it.
FAMILY STICK FIGURE CAR DECALS. While we are on the subject of putting ridiculous things on your car, lets be like every other minivan family in America and put stick figures of your family on the back window. This picture says it all:
GUYS WITH PONYTAILS. I don’t care if you’re 7 or 70, no guy looks good with a ponytail!
PRINTED SOCKS. Are you five? They don’t match anything and you look like a dork when you sit down and everyone can see the pattern on your socks. Make a statement with some cool, colorful jewelry instead!
THEME TIES. Right up there with printed socks. If you aren’t an elementary school teacher, don’t wear a holiday or theme tie. They are tacky! Dress like a grown up professional and wear a tasteful tie. The only thing worse than a theme tie is a bow tie- YUCK! And do I even have to mention holiday sweaters?
